Chaser Jokes and Bad Humor

1. What type of bus does a chaser prefer?...CumulonimBUS.
2. What is a chasers favorite beer? upDRAFT.
3. Where do chasers hang out? Cloud 9.
4. If a chaser goes to jail he should request a...supercell or bear cage.
5. If a chaser is boxed in, hopefully it is a "watch box".
6. Why is chasing addictive? You get "hooked".
7. Chasers get a drink at the...Isobar.
8. Why would chasers make good librarians? They always find the SHELF.
9. How do you lift a parcel? Call UPS.
10. Why could chasers play Husker football? They score touchdowns.
11. How do you bust a cap? Get Puff Daddy Sean Combs
12. What does a chaser do after a bust? Confess thy CIN.
13. Why do taxi drivers like severe storms? They get hailed
14. What kind of humor comes from a tornado? Twisted
15. What do hemp and tornadoes have in common? They both become rope.
16. Why is there chaser convergence? They FUNNEL in!
17. What do you call a late chase bust? NightCAP
18. Is there an F5 tornado? Yes, you pathetic Twister script writers.
19. What do you call a tornado in Omaha? Urban Renewal
20. What did the guy say when picked up by a twister? This sucks!
21. What did Chubby Checker say to the storm? Lets do the twist!
22. What did one chaser say to the other? Let's cut to the chase.
23. What do twisters and trailer parks have in common? They are both full of debris.
24. Why did the chaser miss the storm? His sight was clouded
25. What did the chaser have with his vodka? A chaser
26. Why did the chaser watch the storm? It was "electrifying"
27. What is the best thing in Iowa? An occasional tornado
28. What's the only action that ever goes down in Iowa? Funnel clouds and elevators.
29. What do chasers do after a storm? They "diverge".
30. Does tornado damage occur in Iraq? Yes, by British F-3's.
31. Why would Bill O'Reilly not like tornadoes? It's the No Spin Zone
32. What do cheese and tornadoes have in common. They both come in wedges.